Carrots

I'm afraid there's a problem with eating disorders. They're spelled very oddly and I dare say that all current pronunciations of them are incorrect. In fact, it is widely speculated that these words (anorexia, bulimia) originate from an alien tongue; anorexia meaning "fumigate" and bulimia meaning "the walk from the library was hard and long."

I find it reasonable to believe that the words became a part of human vocabulary due to a complex string of situations involving worm holes and carrots.

[Hrm, well this didn't really go anywhere now did it. Today's lesson: Improv writing while sick ends up having things not make sense. Hrm, let's try a little more though just because.]

Dirk Avenger and the Forthcoming Squad realized, at the last possible second, that he was a carrot.

[Yes, this really isn't working. I seem to think that there's something about me being sick and something about carrots existing that makes us related somehow. Perhaps a carrot was my father. [that really didn't make much sense at all. Well, at least I'll be updating this blog more. Improv writing is fun. Too bad I forgot about it a bit ago.] ]